chicken little

ok so  yesterday, all 3 of my dogs escaped, they are not little dogs,  two of the 3 were hit by early morning traffic, both are stiff but still alive and mostly unharmed.  the stupid ring leader of the pack, coco cant seem to understand that what she is doing is bad so she is going to  live on a farm somewhere.

i have filled in the hole they left 3 or 4 times, putting rocks and such on top of the area, I’m going to have to invest in an electric fence. while i was in the back yard i heard a very odd noise.   so i look around and low and behold behind the base of the air condition unit, there is a brown chicken.

yes there is a brown chicken in my back yard, and it looks not terribly happy, i think my dogs might have gotten a hold of it. its still alive,  so i put a towel in a box in the garage, and set some water and some crumbled crackers in there as well.

thinking oh well its more then likely going to die. i told my mother about that and one or two odd  things that were happening. her response and this is a direct quote “weird follows you honey”   about 8pm fred checked on the chicken in the box and it was still alive so he filled up the water dish and another cracker.

this morning the dogs were out again, i caught them and smacked them  after shoving them through the hole.  then went to get the shovel to fill it in again.  the chicken is still in the box, but its standing up clucking at me.   i checked the water and  there were 2 eggs in there, wtf man the chicken was dieing now its laying eggs. ok what ever i pick them up and one of them doesn’t have the shell, its Little the sac that’s inside the  egg the other is perfect.  maybe my mother is right, maybe weird does follow me.

so i now have a chicken, no clue if its going to live  or if its mine now or what.  if it is mine  i guess i should  get a pen or something for it since the dogs will eat it.

so yeah  going to work in an hour my dryer is still on the fritz so  wet pants for me, i will take wet and clean over dry and nasty … yay

que?

its by an improv troup called the guild, its has its funny moments

l

zazzle

i have been playing on  on zazzle, its actualy pretty niffty so there

odd thing there is a chicken in my back yard i picked it up and put it in a box and gave it some cat food and some water. i think my doggies might have killed it.

http://www.zazzle.com/summerres

2+3=lamp

Ok for those of you who are unaware I despise twilight and the twitards that cling to its glossy pages.  There are so very many things wrong with the story  the lack of development in any department, besides the  blatant use of  damsel in distress  situations and positive reinforcement of negative  behavior; stalking, ignoring your life for a crush, and of course a brief venture in to overwhelming  emotional control over your partner.

so feel free to read   this…

anyway back to my life, I have to toot my own horn here for a moment of sheer balls that even I didn’t know I possessed. i got a raise on my second day, a 25 cent raise at that. *holds for applause*  yeah,  that coupled with my boss telling me I have massive potential and then following it up with, I’m not sure what exactly that means yet but it’s good.

next day  i had a catering then a day off, and then yesterday, he informed us all that he is leaving for a better paying job and moving several hours away. well hell, and here I was thinking i might actually get to like my boss for a while. oh well.

got some more super awesome news that day which I’m glad of, or it would have just made the day, shitty but made it seem much nicer  since I had some bad news to balance it out.

also saw district 9 yesterday,  best cgi i have ever seen!

this past weekend I did see G.I Joe, it was OK,  glad i wasn’t terribly excited about it, i don’t know wtf they were thinking getting a Wayne’s brother to be ripcord… I mean come on.  was waiting on a  shipwreck/holy diver  reference or something.

going to work  soon. oh yeah game was kinda blah on Friday,  its to mental, i want my char to get a little blood on her pumps.

I also hate people who use the word irregardless.   its a double freaking negitive! gah!!!

i <3 rock

so today was my first day at the new job, and i have tio say my predictions are coming true, i am in fact being cross trained which isn’t a bad thing.

I also fit in very well and i think i will continue to enjoy my work.  lets see.. what else, well,  while the head chef was explaining to myself and another new hire,  he remarked on how i didn’t look scared when he talked about the mad rush, to which i responded,” Being afraid wont help me get the orders faster.”  so i think impressed him, he also said he had some special plans for me and that’s why i am  doing a catering on Friday, its going to be a cake walk for the next week, then its going to  be a lot faster paced.

be well.

l

YAY!!!

I got the job I GOT THE JOB!!! thank you everyone who sent warm wishes to me for success.
the interview went super well you should have seen his eyes every time i brought up my experience it was like i was stripping.
also i found out im about 8 moths to go on the new kitchen which means i will have sous chef and then be a head chef …GAh!!!! i cant believe this is happening.
l

a great many good things

recently, I have had a string of wonderful luck.  I had an amazing interview yesterday, I have another next week. I have stumbled on to a wonderful new author, Robin Hobb. the new laurall k hamilton book will be out in December. my new d10s are here and very very pretty.  I am back in touch with a great many old friends. My relationship is doing well. the new house is weeks from completion, and we have started moving things in. I will be receiving a new webcam and be able to dual cast so you will have a lovely view of me reading, cooking, sewing, and being silly. I  have finally managed to get my pink guppies  bred, so i will have another  strand to add to my collection.  my fish tank is crystal clear and i am expecting a new canister filter for Christmas. I am considering getting a new sewing machine for myself,  but i really really like my mothers old machine. maybe I should give her the new one and keep this one. humm… the apricots are in and sweet as can be, the peaches are coming in this next week or so.

all is going well with my family as well. my mother went on a wonderful date, and my sisters actually like him. my grandmother moved in to a much nicer home with my cousin which is great for both of them and the baby.  my cousins mother is out of the picture, her idiotic husband is not in the picture either.  my father is 3 states away . neither of my sisters is preggo!

life is about the  little things, becasue in the end its the little things that get you through the day.

I am not trying to rub it in if you are having a bad day, i am just reveling in life at the moment.

also if you havent heard of her you are missing out, lily allen, i am listenign to as i type.  i will try and embed it… sucess!

2 more con pictures

heres a picture of my lolita and  a close up of my sophitia costume.

hope you enjoy

l

bottled waiter :D

ok so you are in for a treat, i just finished a nice long drive, and because I much like a malcavian vampire like to “enlighten” people.  I have decided to share my little slice of madness with you people.

first i think i should elaborate; i believe that having a good sense of self is a very handy thing so while i am driving, other then listening to books on tape, I like to  do some soul searching.

*be warned what follows is not well though out or even intelligent, but it is pretty funny.*

THE THING I HAVE THOUGHT WHILE DRIVING tonight:

do people splatter like roadkill ? I wonder what kind.

I am absolutely ok with imposing an asshole tax- pay a fine at the beginning of the year for following too closely littering, no seat belts , minor shit, ect.

If I were to get preggo and some one offered x amount of dollars to keep it what would my base price be?

I am very ok with casual sex.

I am a serial monogamist because otherwise I would be a slut.

If the sky were purple what color would the  oceans be?

What constitutes theft- feeding the hungry vs.  fattening the wallet

how hungry would I have to be to eat my dog?

do bugs sleep? or have thoughts?

oh by the by, I had dinner at ruth chris tonight very posh very expensive and VERY worth it, it  may be the best piece of meat I’ve had in my mouth ever.

try it if you are near one.

l

never again!!!

ok so  forgive the structure of this post i have had about 2 hours of sleep in the last 30 and have no sings of slowing except i am having a really hard time staying focused.

last night was game night and for those of you not in the know, I play a white wolf game, called hunter the reckoning its an rpg with dice sort of like dungeons and dragons but cooler.*wow, my spelling improved when I’m nearly dead on my feet. freaky* well  every Friday we play game from 9:30 pm until about midnight or 1am, we talk eat pizza have a few beers and splurge on junk food. Some one had the bright idea to bring  Mountain dew to the event…. as a rule i  try to avoid super amounts of sugar, but since it was there and i was a tiny bit drunk, i had about a cans worth and then got a really bad stomach ach, and finally my body revolted enough that i upchucked.  then i felt better,  so last night was epic ive been leading my chars up to this point for about 6 weeks and i have to admit it came together so neat and clean at the end.  but you know what happens when you kill a dictator…

anyway back to my never again thing.

so its now 2 am game is over and i am done with mountain dew, in fact since i got sick from it i forgot i even had any and i head home shower and crawl my little butt in to bed.  i try to sleep but every time i close my eyes i want to hit myself in the face cause  my brain is sooo not asleep.  so i bug my boyfriend which ended up being some super great sex, and  then he goes back to sleep.  its 5 am, and I’m awake.  there is defiantly something wrong with that picture.

6 am rolls around and my honey is now awake and we are talking about venture bros. yes we are both so lame that our pillow talk consists of  shooting quotes back and forth from the show… i might have to send that in to  adult swim…

its not 7:45 am and i am awake but crashing,  so i fall asleep for about 2 hours and i have a horrible nightmare. really bad i woke up crying and  just upset. so i take a shower and then  go get some subway and  then lay on the bean bag for a while trying to sleep again… still no luck so i bust out a pattern for a vest ive been working on and   its almost done, i just have to add the deco panel in the front for the buttons. i will try to take a picture when i wear it.

yeah I’m still awake really awake, logic is gone but  every time i close my eyes i cant relax.

so yeah….other then that i applied for  that super good job yesterday, and i don’t think i have a snowballs *sans hat* chance in hell of getting it, but worst thing they can say is no.

OK I’m going to finish my vest and take a sleeping pill.

l